It’s a happy happy life over here　 I smile my lips to my ears　 Once I had to have a surgery　 To seal the opening back together　 How can we not be glad?　 When these fatties crush you flat　 Oh wow, how yummy　 I look like a pancake mashed with jelly　 Life is just so easy these days　 All you do is relax and play　 Eat and sleep, sleep and eat　 Shoes no longer fit my outgrowing feet　 I laugh from day to night　 Everything is in place and right　 I laugh myself a stomachache 　 I’m a happy happy little pig for goodness sake.

作者：中國北京三帆中學