TWO HEARTS BEATING　 Nurse:How do you feel after your operation?　 Patient:Quite alright,only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.　 Nurse:No wonder.The doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.　 兩顆心臟在跳動　 護士:手術后你感覺怎麼樣?　 病人:很好,只是我感覺到在我體內有兩顆心在跳動.　 護士:怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處找他的手錶.　 　　 SO FORTUNATE　 Tommy:I sure am glad I was not born in Russia.　 Timmy:Why?　 Tommy:I don”t know how to speak Russian.　 如此幸運　 湯米:我真高興自己不是出生在俄羅斯.　 基米:為什麼呀?　 湯米:因為我不會說俄語啊.　 　　 NO MONEY　 Student:You look upset. What”s the matter?　 Roommate:I wrote home fur some monry fur a study lamp　 Student:And?　 Roommate:They sent a lamp!　 缺錢　 學生:你愁眉苦臉的,怎麼啦?　 室友:我給家裡寫信,要錢買台學習燈.　 學生:然後呢?　 室友:他們寄來一檯燈!　 　　 SAVING MATCHES　 Ton:Dad,why are you smoking one cigarette after another?　 Dad:Silly boy,don”t know I can save some matches in this way?　 節約火柴　 湯姆:爸爸,為什麼你一根接一根的抽煙?　 爸爸:傻孩子,你不知道這樣能節省一些火柴嗎?　

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