英語笑話_500字

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.　

　　"It”s all right," said a gentleman, "don”t be afraid. Don”t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don”t bite?"　

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"　

　1）不認識的生詞：barking(叫)　

　　英語笑話(2)　 Where is the father?　

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.　

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"　

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?

　　Student: At once!　

　　英語笑話(3)　

小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?　

老師說：Go ahead.　

小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?　

老師說：Go ahead.　

小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學於是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎麼不去？　

小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊！　

　　英語笑話（4）　

　　某日劉洪濤遇到外賓，上前搭話曰：I am hongtao liu，外賓曰：我TM還是方片七呢！