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TWO HEARTS BEATING　Nurse:How do you feel after your operation?　Patient:Quite alright,only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.　Nurse:No wonder.The doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.　兩顆心臟在跳動　護士:手術后你感覺怎麼樣?　病人:很好,只是我感覺到在我體內有兩顆心在跳動.　護士:怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處找他的手錶.　　　SO FORTUNATE　Tommy:I sure am glad I was not born in Russia.　Timmy:Why?　Tommy:I don”t know how to speak Russian.　如此幸運　湯米:我真高興自己不是出生在俄羅斯.　基米:為什麼呀?　湯米:因為我不會說俄語啊.　　　NO MONEY　Student:You look upset. What”s the matter?　Roommate:I wrote home fur some monry fur a study lamp　Student:And?　Roommate:They sent a lamp!　缺錢　學生:你愁眉苦臉的,怎麼啦?　室友:我給家裡寫信,要錢買台學習燈.　學生:然後呢?　室友:他們寄來一檯燈!　　　SAVING MATCHES　Ton:Dad,why are you smoking one cigarette after another?　Dad:Silly boy,don”t know I can save some matches in this way?　節約火柴　湯姆:爸爸,為什麼你一根接一根的抽煙?　爸爸:傻孩子,你不知道這樣能節省一些火柴嗎?