《同學總動員》之“露子”英文版_700字

The dew son? Hehe, did I tell you? In plum that said. Her name is yan LuLou, embarrassed, her name I may call the wrong order…　

　　Dew son she ah, very chinglish. She once in a ZuoWenBen write jokes, probably, that is: "　

　　One day, I saw elder brother cup broken, ask elder brother, "elder brother, you how to break the glass?" Elder brother took my cup and put desk foot, turned, a touch with my arms, "well, that touch broken." … The man (+ +) ~ crazy dizzy　

　　Ha-ha, is very speechless frontal…　

　　She wrote joke special wonderful, are very funny, I see my writing her only around this topic!　

　　Once upon a time, there was a foreigner to China”s tourism. One day, he saw a beautiful lady, he liked it, know that Chinese people are writing love letters, he wanted to learn. He started writing, but just want to write "dear girl, don”t know how to write" sissy ". He thought of China”s "niang" is "mama" mean, he wrote "dear aunt"… The man ⊙ ⊙ helpless　

　　How? Ok? What else?. But I did not say more, not only about the topic!　

　　Plum said: "dew son sometimes splashed plum cold water, really want to slap…"　

　　I asked, "how good splashed method?"　

　　Plums are sadly said: "plum in said she GongDou, uncover the son a dirty look. Said: GongDou GongDou, fangcheng port several people will?"　

　　…　

　　Dew son run fast, sometimes very narcissistic ground to say: "your running enough I fast?" (did not seem to say the words supposedly. Apply!… but really quickly second-ranking ? second-ranking)　

　　Than plum haven”t save…　

　　Dew son result also good, but is also watching joke. Once, the Chinese teacher (you know)? Shall we say some unusual AABB idiom, to uncover the son immediately hands up, the teacher also called arrived. Results uncover the son said: "very much in love." …　

　　He said so much, there are many people didn”t write? Man tou, mosquitoes ah, etc.